Swashbuckler Team 2007

LANCASTER, PA, Feb 05 - The Swashbuckler cycling team has appeared at it's first race of the 2007 season - complete in their brand new team kit. The updated look was designed by member 'Sez' and is meant to reflect the squads attitudes and preferences.

When asked, Sez explained, "the new look is intended to reveal our uncertainties as well as to provoke thought and reflection about us. Firstly, it's not really a question of are we gay? but more a question of just how gay are we? or how many of us are gay? or which of us (if any) are NOT gay? Then, things can be extended a bit further to include our cycling abilities and raise questions like, "how much do we really suck? or "will we ever achieve any results?"

The team is said to be in good spirits (despite their confusion about several key issues), however none of the other members were available for comment.